( snores )
( meows )
( snores )
( meows )
Wake up, Gary.
( meows quizzically )
We're moving today.
( meows )
That's right.
We're leaving home.
We're going to become peasants.
( meows )
No more food.
Sorry, Gary.
Peasants only eat mashed-up clamshells.
( sobbing meow )
( sobbing )
April fools!
There you go, pal.
Whoo, I'm thirsty.
This is an extreme thirst.
Whew.
I'm exhausted.
l sure can't wait to drink all these drinks.
April fools!
To me.
( braying laughter )
( laughing )
Hmm.
What's he so happy about?
April Fools' Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday.
Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today.
I caught something terrible.
What'd you catch?
I caught sight of the calendar.
Oh.
Hold on, Squidward.
There's someone here to see you.
Says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum
and he wants to honor you as artist of the month.
I have arrived.
( giggling )
What?
What's so funny?
Where's the art dealer?
( laughing )
You just missed him.
Yeah, but he told us to tell you...
( snickering )
Hey, tell me what?
He told me to tell you
April Fools.
Well, it's been nice working here.
Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.
Squidward, wait.
Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs.
Squidward, it was just a joke.
No more jokes on you today.
I promise.
You do?
Sure.
There's lots of other willing participants.
Right, Mr. Krabs?
( raspberry )
( laughing )
Well, as long as it's not me.
Excuse me.
Could you tell me where the forks are?
They're right here, lady.
Oh, but this is a spoon.
April Fools!
Oh.
( laughs )
Huh...
Welcome to the Krusty Krab.
How may I help you?
Yeah. Give me two large fries and a jumbo Krabby Patty.
Hey, what's that?
Oh, I didn't see anything...
hey, where'd that other guy go?
April Fools!
I'm right here.
( laughs )
Hey, that was pretty good.
( laughs )
What are you doing behind the counter?
Excuse me.
Can I get
a couple ice cubes in here, please?
Sure.
A couple of ice cubes coming up.
( whistling )
Here you go.
Thanks.
( wheezing squeak )
Huh?
( chuckling squeak )
Hmm?
( slurps )
Ah...
( laughing )
April Fools!
What did you do to my drink?!
I... I...
You what?!
You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink
and I only put in one!
( laughs )
I guess that is pretty funny.
( laughs )
Yeah.
( SpongeBob laughing )
( grumbling )
( laughter continues )
Hey, your shoe's untied.
April Fools!
You're not wearing shoes.
( laughing )
( laughing into microphone )
April Fools!
Oh! That's it!
SpongeBob and his stupid pranks.
l'm going to show him what a real prank is all about.
( chortles )
( humming )
Hmm?
Oh, boy.
Something for me to clean up.
( snickers )
April Fools!
Whoa!
( SpongeBob screaming )
ALL: Oh, no.
( laughing hysterically )
( SpongeBob screaming )
( all gasping )
( continues laughing )
( continues screaming )
( all gasping )
Oh, oh, ow.
I'll catch you, SpongeBob.
( snickering )
( SpongeBob screaming )
Oops.
( customers' dismayed gasps )
April Fools!
You little sausage.
( laughing )
( whimpers )
( sobbing )
SpongeBob, I was just kidding.
Come on, come on.
You guys know I was just kidding.
Right?
Oh, man, poor kid.
That guy has definitely got some issues to work out.
April Fools...
jerk.
Wait, don't go.
Hey, you stink!
Wait, wait, wait.
It was a joke.
Uh-huh.
Oh...
oh...
( groaning )
Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?
I didn't mean to make him cry.
l guess this means I better tell SpongeBob
I'm sorr... ech...
l guess this means I better apolog... ee-yi!
This is going to be tougher than I thought.
( clears throat noisily )
SpongeBob?
Uh, SpongeBob, come on out.
I've got something to tell you.
SpongeBob?
Oh, huh?
SpongeBob, uh, I was thinking about today and...
and, well, it just seems
that maybe I might owe you some sort of...
This isn't something l normally do.
So, so, listen carefully, SpongeBob
because I'm about to tell you that I'm...
that I'm... what?
Patrick, what are you doing here?
Digging.
Why are you wearing that hat?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh.
Where's SpongeBob?
He's in the house.
He's impressed.
With what?
I don't know,
but it must have been pretty good
to make him cry like that.
Oh!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob, let me in there.
SpongeBob, you better let me in there.
I don't want to have to use this.
( playing out-of-tune melody )
What do you want?
SpongeBob, I just want to say
that I'm soooo... rry.
What?
I'm trying to say I'm...
( brays like a donkey )
What?
I'm just trying to say I'm...
there's got to be an easier way to do this.
( humming )
Well, aren't you going to open it?
I can't.
I don't have a bottle opener.
Oh!
SpongeBob, I'm...
( whispering )
( sawing noises ) What?
Wh-wh-what?
Oh!
SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am...
( muted ): Sorry.
There you go.
But I couldn't...
I don't care.
I said it.
My conscience is clear.
Must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.
What?
April Fools...
jerk.
You stink!
Mother?
All right, all right,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I admit it, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt you.
In fact, SpongeBob, I like you.
I like living next door.
I like your foghorn alarm in the morning
and your high-pitched giggling at night.
I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs
and all of the other people
I'm forced to be in contact with.
And-and-and-and...
Squidward, is all that true?
Yes, yes, SpongeBob.
Yes, it's all true.
Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase?
The what? Yes, yes, whatever,
but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
I promise.
Really?
ALL: April Fools!
( muttering gibberish )
April Fools!
You're right... April Fools.
I just fooled you all.
( laughing hysterically )
What would we do without Squidward?